virginitity:

how i seduce men

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annoyign:

bye!!!!!!!!

annoyign:

bye!!!!!!!!

poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

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damn it

notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much


Title: Call Chelsea Peretti

Artist: Chelsea Peretti

Played: 46497 times

Top comedian Chelsea Peretti’s response to a stranger calling her “sweetheart.”

  1. me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

FUCK IM LAUGHING SO AHRD IT JSUT HIT EM THAT I HAVE NOC URFEW COS PARENTS ARE AWAY AND SHIT AND I HAVE THE HOUSE ALL TO MYSELF

so basically i’m just gonna drink get high and game all day all night once i hand in all my motherfucking assignments

komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!

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